just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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