i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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