4 words: hood of his car
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Randomize
