i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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