just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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