i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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