hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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