Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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