You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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