I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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