She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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