Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Best friends brother. Beat that.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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