i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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