we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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