Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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