I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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