yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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