He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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