You surviving the open bar?
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Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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