i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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