the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
two words...techno handjob
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Terrible idea I love it
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