no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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