She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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