Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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