GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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