Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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