I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
She's the barista slut.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Damn victory sex feels great
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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