is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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