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we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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