come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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Two words: blizzard sex
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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