We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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