Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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