I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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