do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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