She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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