You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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