Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
is it fun? or sober?
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