doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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