I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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