can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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