How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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