You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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