If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
