I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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