Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We had sex on a dog bed..
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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