Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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