I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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