what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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