so let's talk penis.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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