whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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