so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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