Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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