lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
NoShamevember. You game?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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